Character Madness

[dessy]

Des: So, are we feeling better today?
Me: Mentally or...?
Des: *patiently* Mentally, of course...
Me: Oh, then yes, I feel loads better.
Craven: Just had to get the bloke out of the house, methinks...
Terry: For a night? The man leaves for a night and she's all better?
Des: Oh I imagine she'll be pissy again when he comes back.
Me: Yes, still not too happy with him.
Craven: Personal vendetta...
Me: *frowns* Shut it.
Craven: *holds his hands up defensively* Yes, ma'am.
Des: He did apologize, you know.
Me: Yes, over, and over, and over again...
Des: And this doesn't please you?
Me: Not really, no. He has to apologize to me for something at least once a day...
Terry: At least he apologizes.
Me: Not the point. Why are we talking about my personal life in a game?
Craven: Because you started it last night and we're keeping the people updated. *nods matter of fact like*
Me: I thought I told you to shut it...
Des: She has a point, you know...I'm sure everyone else has no interest in her personal life.
Terry: I have no interest in her personal life...
Craven: You're a Slytherin.
Terry: What's that got to do with anything?
Craven: *shrugs* Nothing, just thought I'd state the fact.
Me: *sighs tollerantly*
'Lani: Didn't you guys mention Sirius?

[lan]

Lan: *laughing* Wow. I really enjoyed seeing Lisette hex Peter.
Liesl: *shrugs* It was clever.
Me: Will you guys shut up! I'm trying to figure out this stupid double and triple bonding of atoms here.
Liesl/Lan: ?
Tess: It's chemistry. Kinda like the muggle version of potions.
Liesl/Lan: Ohhhh. Ok. Did we just say something at the same time!? Stop it. Quidditch! Dang. Chitty chitty bang bang. Freaky.
Tess/Me: *inch slowly away*
Me: I didn't know you talked in usison sometimes.
Lan: Only when we get freaky.
Liesl: *nods* We don't mean to.
Tess/Me: *inch further back.

[remmykins]

Remus:This computer is quite amazing. I can't believe muggles invented it!
London:Yeah, you muggles are kind of weird, you all have problems.
Me: Be quiet. We don't have problems other than none of my friends will talk to me.
Remus:*points at cell phone thats vibrating* What is that?
London: It's just like a telephone, but it's carry-able.
Me: is that even a word?
London: It is now. Are you going to answer that.
Me:*reaches for phone*
Remus:*grabs it first*I'll handle this.*opens the phone* Remus Lupin, wanted sex god. *widenes eyes*Hey Mum...
London:*laughs*

[lan]

Sorry, just had to say this. That whole thing with the wanted sex god.... did you get that from Bridget Jones's Diary?

[dessy]

Craven: I think you're addicted.
Me: To what?
Des: Well...I can think of a few things. White chocolate, yellow roses with red in their coloring, Degrassi, uh-
Me: Hush. Was not talking to you. Craven?
Craven: This game comes to mind.
Me: So? What's wrong with that?
Craven: Why do *I* have to keep getting drug into it?
Me: *grins* 'Cause you're my comic relief. *pats his cheek*
Craven: *drolly* Oh yes...I'd forgotten....
Des: Moving on!
Terry: Yes, weren't we discussing Elly's personal life?
Me: How 'bout we talk about your personal life, Theresia.
Terry: *snorts* I have no personal life.
Craven: S'because no one wants to date her. *snickers*
Terry: *frowns*
Des: Operation Find Terry A Boyfriend!
Terry: You're not even supposed to be my friend anymore!
Des: That doesn't mean you don't need a boyfriend...
Craven: Welp, glad I'M taken, else I know I'd be nominated for this...
Terry: I wouldn't date you if you were the last thing on the planet...
Me: Whoa, thought I'd gotten left out there for a minute...
Craven: See what happens when you go to get tea?
Des: Something else she's addicted to, by the way...
Terry: Indeed...
Me: Ok then...I think we're done for now.
Des: Wait! Weren't we discussing Terry's personal life?
Me: Probably, but I went and got tea, remember? I'm behind and bored now...
Rest: *sigh*

[bookworm10812]

Me: Bored, bored, bored...
Peter: You're always bored aren't you?
Lisette: She wouldn't be if picked up a book again.
Peter: But she hasn't done that since she was in eight grade.
Lisette: Why again?
Me: You guys, I think we should keep my personal life out of this.
Bella:*with a sly grin* Its because of Ricky, and her Dad.
Peter: *points* What's she doing here?
Bella: She rp-ed me once or twice when Lupe said she could. I hate being dragged into this.
Lisette: *whispers to Peter* She seems almost human.
Bella: I heard that mudblood!
Me: Will you two stop?! Honestly.
Bella: Hmm, I hate to say this, but Creed is right. Terry does need a boyfriend.
Peter: *snorts* She's not the only one.
Me: *sighs* Not this aggaain.
Lisette: Peter, face it. You can't get a girl.
Peter: How do you do it?
Bella: What? Get a girl? *shrugs* You just go up to them and-
Lisette: *cuts off* DON'T listen to her. She's a broom!
Peter: *laughs*
Bella:*glares* Filthy mudblood..
Me: Wait? What's a broom?
Peter: *blushing* You know...a broom...
Lisette: *matter-of-fact-like* It means everyone gets a turn.
Me: *scandalized* To what?!
Lisette: *pointedly* 'ride' her...
Me: *confused for a minute* Oh!

[James 'Prongs' Potter]

Hahaha omg Lisette, I read this this morning at like 9am and then went to school. Then right, my first lesson was English and we were talking about the play Much Ado About Nothing cuz thats what our coursework is on. Anyway, the teacher starts going on about this character, Hero, who everyone thinks has slept with some dude when engaged with someone else and this is what my teacher said: (bearing in mind she is like 60ish!)

"You know, they all think she is a whore, a prostitute, what do you all call it? oh yeah, a bike..."

well i couldnt stop laughhing because i immediatly remembered your post and everyone was looking at me as if to say "What are you laughing at?" because tbh that phrase hasnt been used in like 10 years here.

And I wouldnt have known what it meant, or had the pleasure of explaining it to them all if you hadnt posted so thanks =]

Made my english lesson so much more funny =]

[bookworm10812]

lol. I knew this would make people laugh but I never expected it to be in an English class! I'm glad I made your day better. ^_^

[Sorting Hat]

Wow, I've missed the fun. Not that Lily is fun. BTW: I'm not sure if anybody has said this yet but Remus was singing Like a Virgin by Madonna. I'll try this later. Maybe...

[bookworm10812]

Me: Hmm Remus sings?
Lisette: looks like it. I never knew...
Peter: *shakes head* Its kind of bad actually, but he likes to sing in the shower.
Me: really...and do you sing Peter?
Peter: naw I don't like it. But I like listening to it.
Me: What do you listen to?
Lisette: Britteny Spears, NSYNC, and Disney songs apparently...
Me: How do you know?
Lisette: I have his iPod...
Peter: So you stole it!
Lisette: Did not! You left it on top of my book. You also forgot to turn it off.
Me: Oh! I love 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight?'!
Lisette: Isn't that from Lion King?
Me: *nods* caaan you feeel the love tonight?
It is where we aaarree.
Lisette: It's enough for this wiide-eyed wanderer
That we got this faaarrr
Peter: And can you feeeel the love toonight
How it's laid to reessst
Trio: It's enough to make kings aannddd vagabonds
Believe the very beessst....

[London Kale]

Remus:Ha! Peter's singing!
London:He's a dork and-
Me:I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Remus: You don't have to be that mean.
Me:You don't get it.
London:Ha! I do!
Remus:No you don't.
Me:Both of you shut up before I make you eat something I cook!
Remus:*gets quite*
London:*gets quite*
Me:*teary eyed* I was joking......
London:Uh-oh
Remus:What?
Me:*cries*everyonesjustthesameeveryonehatesmeandmycookingIdontevenhaveaboyfriendI'mpathetic!!!!!!!
Remus:*don't cry..
London:Remus, wait!
Me:*Hits Remus* I hate all the guys on this planet!I hate all of you, yall should all die! All I ask is someone who doesn't cheat on me!
London:*hits Remus* You little..*whispers in his ear*
Remus:*widens((spelling?)) eyes and shuts up*

[Kate Kellou]

Kate: What was Peter just doing?
Me: Singing?
Kate: Nuh-uh, last time I heard something make that sound, we rolled it over and it was dead.
Me: -sigh- you watch way to much TV
Kate: No, that was from an movie!
Me: fine, you watch to many telegraphical images!
Kate: .... is telegraphical even a word?
Me: -sigh- I don't know I wanted to sound smart.
Kate: ... Ok, well anyway, Peter sings terribly!
Me: Kate! thats mean! you are horrid! -says snobbishly- Then again I suppose you were comparing him to me.
Kate -gigglesnort- If I was comparing him to you, he could be the next pop-rock sensation!
Me: Well, you're only saying that because you are comparing him to my pop rock voice, I don't want to become a pop-rock sensation, so you're not really comparing his singing voice to mine because the one you compared it to isn't my proper singing voice! Ha!
Kate: -says jokingly- What are you going to be a heavy metalist!?
Me: -narrows eyes- Why couldn't I be a heavy metalist?
Kate: -looks pointadly at me- Your voice is too high pitched.
Me: -sniffles- hmpf. I don't like you
Kate: I hate you too.
Me: -shocked- you hate me!
KAte: you hate me!
Me: I don't hate you I just, don't like you.
Kate: -raises eyebrow-
Me: They are not the same!
Kate: Really? How are they not the same?
Me: -speaks in a proffesor Trelweany like voice- Kate Kate Kate, Hate is a very strong word, and it should be used wisely. If someones feeling spoke for themselves, we would all find that you can hate, no living being or thing apart from onions.
Kate: -eye twitches- Oookay then -backs away-

[bookworm10812]

Lisette: You know Peter, I don't think anyone liked your singing.
Peter: *pouting* You two were singing along. Why hasn't anyone said anything to your voices?
Lisette: Because we sing better than you.
Me: Will you two shut up! I'm reading!
Lisette:*eyes widen* *in whispers*She's reading?
Peter:*nods* *also in whispers* Yeah, her friend Kim gave her the book...its about vampires.
Me: No! Edward no! Bella was about kiss Jacob! Darn you!
Bella: What! I was going to kiss who?
Peter: She's scary when she does that.
Lisette: *nods*
Me: *throws book against wall* Not YOU! Isabella Swan!
Lisette: *to Bella* She's reading again.
Bella: Whatever just don't bring me into this again...*walks off to read Witch Weekly*
Peter:*timidly* Um...Lisette are you ok?
Me: Ugh! No! Stupid Edward!
Lisette: We can't help you if you don't explain Lisette, so start explaining.
Me: *sighs*Well ok. Book 1: Edward was with Bella Swan, who moved to Forks, Washington. He's a vampire and she's human. There's an adventure, Bella's captured by vampires and Edward saves her. Book 2: Edward leaves 'for her own good' and Bella's always sad and depressed. She meets Jacob and begins to be herself again. She was about to kiss him, and EDWARD COMES IN!!
Peter: I didn't know she could speak that fast.
Lisette: Its a Mexican thing. She can gab a mile a minute.
Me: *picks up book* ALICE! ALICE!
Lisette: Now what?!
Me: Shut it!
Peter: Accio book! *book flies to him*
Me: Hey! Give it back!
Lisette: Wait! I thought you liked Edward. Wasn't that why you changed your MySpace name?
Me: What's my new name?
Lisette: *gasps* Oh! Jacob Black...
Me: Exactly. Now give me back the book.
Peter: *hands book* Why change from Edward to Jacob?
Me: *sly grin* Werewolves are sexier.

[London Kale]

Remus:*laughs histerically*
London:Lisette said what about werewolfs?
Me:Werewolfs are hot, EVERYONE knows that!
London Sirius doesn't...
Remus:Sirius is in denial, he thinks dogs are better, why choose something that cleans themselves by licking?
Me:Hey, Sirius is cute, but werewolfs are hott!
London:*laughs* I just pictured sirius cleaning himself by licking.
Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Remus:I'm gonna throw up, you're nasty London.
London:*finally gets it* ew!!

[alice]

Me: I'm bored
Bella:*scandalized* You think I'm not!?
Me: Well, you're a witch, you can entertain yourself.
Bella: Pfft. It's not my fault you're Muggle.
Me: What do you have against Muggles? What have we ever done to you?
Bella: You exist.
Me:*getting angry* So you think you can go off killing people? Its not right!
Bella: I-DON'T-CARE.
Me:*punches*
Bella:*pulls hair*
Both:*fight*

Note: It was bound to happen....